Book 7: HP and the ?

[aikakone]

You've seen these threads on other boards, and now it's time of have one here.


Get as serious and as silly as you like and name what book 7 will be!


I, for one, thought the title for book 6 was not a very interesting or exciting one, but it's had time to grow on me. Hopefully the book 7 titles (ours or JKR's) will be more interesting.

[samantha2074]

• Harry Potter and the Cursed Crisper
  
• Harry Potter and Merlin's Will
  
• No Roses for Harry! (oh, wait, that's taken)
  
• Harry Potter Kills Voldemort!
  
• Harry Potter Stays With the Dursleys and Then He Has Some Random Adventures and Then He Plays Quidditch and Then Some Actual Plot Happens
  
• Alfred Hitchthingy and the Three Gryffindors (okay, there's something really wrong with your anti-bad language algorithm when you can't even spell out the name of someone famous)
  
• Harry Potter and the Broken Wand
  
• Harry Potter Has Hot, Torrid Sex With Draco Malfoy (I tossed that in for my sister)
  
• Harry Potter is Coming After You
  
• Harry Potter and the Fuzz in His Pocket
  
• Harry Potter and the Silver Fist
  

By the way, are we allowed to start a spoiler-filled discussion thread for the new book?

[GUnit]

ooh ooh i have some!

-Harry Potter and the Flying Swiffer
-Harry Potter and the Ambiguous Lifestyle
-Harry Potter and the Parents Who Blame Him For Their Marital Problems
-Harry Potter and the Untitled Book that Has No Title Cuz of the Lack of No Plot or Story or Characters

[aikakone]

samantha2074 said:

By the way, are we allowed to start a spoiler-filled discussion thread for the new book?

Abso-friggen-lutely. Just do it in a new thread, of course.


Now for "titles":

Saw these on FA and liked 'em (so not mine)
HP and the Fall of Hogwarts
HP has a book named after him and you don't.

(mine)
HP and the Horcrux of Horror
HP and the Secret of Lily's Eyes